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Thursday, April 17, 2014

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin)

black-quadrant:

don’t feel guilty if you need to be reclusive

don’t feel bad if there’s only one person you aren’t too anxious to speak to

don’t ream yourself for being unable to do much more than sit in one place and breathe

sometimes it’s all we can do to get through the day

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

Dirk’s Bro

wariofan63:

MSPA Wiki’s infobox for Dirk’s Bro:

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That’s when this happened

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leeshajoy:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

And no wonder they tip over if you so much as breathe on them. Can you imagine how top-heavy these bastards must be?

(Source: bustedbitmap)

owligator:

kikiyuyu:

I like to imagine Shepard won’t let him on the ship like that so she makes him stand outside while she hoses him down

omg tho

(Source: mcjoni15)

Anonymous asked: do you have any roachtips for maximizing life radness??

roachpatrol:

jane-potter:

roachpatrol:

  1. Be brave.
  2. Be kind.
  3. It’s okay to be sad sometimes.
  4. If you’re sad all the times, get help. Life is not for suffering. 
  5. Learn to make things. If you can’t draw, knit. If you can’t knit, garden. If you can’t garden, program, etc. Babies count on a technicality, but only just. 
  6. Fake being rad. This is accomplished by being regular levels of weird, but elevated levels of confident about it. Speak loudly, dance and sing badly, announce every single pun as it occurs to you, and keep your chin up.  No one can tell fake rad from real rad, it turns out. 

7. Do your makeup like a dragon. This applies to people of all genders. (a tip roach gave me four months ago that got me all the way from day 1 of the semester to my last final yesterday)

I can’t believe I forgot this important point. Congratulations on making it through finals, by the way!